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zodiacchic:

ZODIACCHIC GIVEAWAY!

My second giveaway is here! This time around I am giving away a Zodiac pocket watch necklace. The necklace displays the symbols of all the zodiac signs and then opens up to show a working clock. 

Rules & Regulations:

On October 26th a winner will be randomly chosen using RANDOM.ORG. Winners will be notified via ask-box by the URL zodiacchic-answers. If I receive no reply within 48 hours an alternate winner will be chosen. Once winner is chosen that person will have to give me full name, address, and e-mail. Good luck!

Millilicious: Reblog for a chance to win!

millilicious:

I realise people don’t have money (heck, I don’t have that much money myself haha), SO! I’ve decided to give you a chance to win another way!

Just reblog this post for a chance to be entered to win a brand new MOLESKINE sketchbook (8x5) filled with THREE IMAGES I’ll draw of your choosing!…

*crosses fingers

ceruleancrescent:

daynaflame:

ceruleancrescent:

maryyalexandra:

want everyday of my life

Daaayyyynnnnnaaaaaa

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG WAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTT. WHEN CAN I COME VISIT YOU SO WE CAN EAT THIS TOGETHER WOMAN?????????!

lol I’m coming home this weekend lady! Let’s eat them on Sunday!

ugh - you actually don’t want everyday of your life. Seriously, this is a true story. 3 apartments ago I lived in a tiny one bedroom and I had to squeeze my desk up against the wall and use my bed as a desk chair - this space was also my kitchen table and I won’t lie and tell you I picked up after myself, ever. Anyway, when I was moving out I found a container of these cookies with one left under my bed. The date was a year old and by god that cookie looked exactly the same as the day I bought it. I don’t even… what the hell keeps a cookie that fresh for so long. It’s wrong. I didn’t eat it btw.

ceruleancrescent:

daynaflame:

ceruleancrescent:

maryyalexandra:

want everyday of my life

Daaayyyynnnnnaaaaaa

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG WAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTT. WHEN CAN I COME VISIT YOU SO WE CAN EAT THIS TOGETHER WOMAN?????????!

lol I’m coming home this weekend lady! Let’s eat them on Sunday!

ugh - you actually don’t want everyday of your life. Seriously, this is a true story. 3 apartments ago I lived in a tiny one bedroom and I had to squeeze my desk up against the wall and use my bed as a desk chair - this space was also my kitchen table and I won’t lie and tell you I picked up after myself, ever. Anyway, when I was moving out I found a container of these cookies with one left under my bed. The date was a year old and by god that cookie looked exactly the same as the day I bought it. I don’t even… what the hell keeps a cookie that fresh for so long. It’s wrong. I didn’t eat it btw.

thewoofles:

blondielovesbroody:

Can’t we all just… get along?

LOL

Forget harmony - I just want the pads. Delivered to me. By Hawke. I need them.

thewoofles:

blondielovesbroody:

Can’t we all just… get along?

LOL

Forget harmony - I just want the pads. Delivered to me. By Hawke. I need them.

I completed a project - yay! That hasn’t been happening very often lately so this deserves a post. A very talented friend sketched me a cute mermaid a couple weeks ago and I cut it up and used it as a template for the cut paper - because that’s what friends do, tear each other’s gifts up to use for their own art projects. I won’t apologize. This is a birthday card for a young cousin - it’s already a month late :)

I completed a project - yay! That hasn’t been happening very often lately so this deserves a post. A very talented friend sketched me a cute mermaid a couple weeks ago and I cut it up and used it as a template for the cut paper - because that’s what friends do, tear each other’s gifts up to use for their own art projects. I won’t apologize. This is a birthday card for a young cousin - it’s already a month late :)

The moment when you start obsessing over something and you want to talk about it all day but can’t because other people don’t understand.

THIS. Is the story of my life. The guy I live with HATES me for it - really - especially with Game of Thrones recently. I’m all “oh, that looks good, I’ll read it when you are done” and he’s “no, please don’t, I like this book and I don’t want to dissect it”. I’m reading it anyways and now I’m like “hmmmm, I think _____ isn’t really _____ _____ because _____ made a shit ton of _____ to _____ and if you pay attention then it clearly means _____ is _____ _____.” and the guy is like “noooooooo, shut up - it’s not a fucking mystery novel, stop trying to figure shit out and stop making predictions.” Not to mention he regrets ever showing me Dragon Age Origins - honestly, that fucker played the whole game without realizing you can have sex with your companions. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT MUCH? GO BACK TO PLAYING YOUR FPS BULLSHIT; GOOD STORIES ARE WAISTED ON YOU.

(Source: x-pumkinspicelatte-x, via commandercocktease)

icicleman:

askchampionhawke:

Oh that’s simple; I don’t! It’s much more fun to watch (and bet on) them.

Oh don’t look at me like that they know they’re not allowed to kill each other.

is it wrong that i am aroused by violence between anders and fenris

absolutely not

icicleman:

askchampionhawke:

Oh that’s simple; I don’t! It’s much more fun to watch (and bet on) them.

Oh don’t look at me like that they know they’re not allowed to kill each other.

is it wrong that i am aroused by violence between anders and fenris

absolutely not

That one Author!Anon…

Ever get the feeling that all the epic Dragon Age kink meme fills you’ve been following are actually written by the same Author!Anon? I want to scream UPDATE DAMNIT, I HAVE NOTHING TO READ! And then well, they seem to be awfully busy with all the awesome fills, so that just sounds rude. Apologies.

I drew a picture for a kink meme prompt for a cheesecake pin up Bethany Hawke. I failed - she just looks cute imo - not very sexy, so I won’t post it in the prompt. The guy who lives with me says she looks like Hermione Granger.

It’s a gift to the Anon who’s writing all my favorite fanfics. Please write more for failed Bethany Hawke pin up.